29th September 2006

HEALTHY EATING INITATIVE

Reports have come in today that the Government's new healty eating initiative is starting to work. The iniative's spokesperson gave us a follow up statement to yesterday's report. "Today we have saved the future of at least 2 teenagers health that were intending to eat at McDonalds for dinner. Hopefully the rest of the people in the restaurant takes on board what they saw and will stop going to McDonalds in future." With good news like this, hopefully the youth of today can saved before it's too late. Unfortunately we can't get a comment from one of the teenagers that have been saved from the unhealthy lifestyle as he is in a medicated state at the minute and unable to speak but his friend with him at the time had this to say. "We were just queuing up for a McDonalds when someone ran in with a gun and shot me in the arm and my friend in the chest then ran away again".

28th September 2006

Healthy Eating Initative

The Government has yesterday announced it is to be putting into motion it's new initiative to help curb the growing problem of obesity in England. They are growing concerned with the increasing number of children eating less healthy food and more unhealthy foods like Chips and Burgers. A spokesperson for the new initiative said "Jamie Oliver has done a lot to raise the awareness of this in schools but unfortunately the fact is that children are turning their noses up at health school dinners and are seeking their own dinner in town from places like McDonalds. We are hoping our new measures will make children think twice before going to places like McDonalds for their dinner in future"