9th February 2007

Try A Different Job Day

Late last night in London, firefighter Richards discovered a fire breaking out in the millenium dome as he was passing. Thinking quickly he got the attention of a passing Pizza Delivery guy and bravely got him to deal with the fire. Unfortunately, Steve Collingsworth, 36, died during the blaze. An inquest has initally ruled that the main cause for his death is that he was inappropriately equipped to fight the fire having only a 500ml bottle of water instead of the required 1ltr bottle.

Also yesterday in Paris, upon spotting a water leak, the quick thinking plumber promptly phoned the butchers to come fix the leak. After 6 hours of work the only damage was 3 dead cats, 1 person with an infected foot and structural and water damage to many of the business near the leak. Steve, the plumber was later thanked by the mayor for his quick actions and it's just a shame that this happened on National Try A Different Job day and could do nothing about it himself.

And just coming in over the radio, we have news that Anna Nicole Smith has died last night. Her bodyguard could not bring her back to life with CPR after her nurse discovered her body in her hotel room.

The world national holiday council is now re-thinking about wether to have this holiday again. Unfortunately the meeting started last night and a team of flamingos are flapping over it as we speak.