10th January 2006

NEW MONEY

The bank of England today announced a new money note. The £3.33 bank note will be released at the end of this month. The new note depicts the actual moment Robin Hood was captured by the Sheriff of Nottingham while hiding in the great oak tree in Sherwood forest. The picture shows it was a warm June evening with a distinctly orange sunset on what was an obviously windy day. The Queens head is of course on the other side looking grim, this is to represent the monarchs feelings over her sons recent marriage. The note is oval in shape and the size of a current 50 pence coin.Reporter: M. Gosling


KEVIN Vs RIDLEY

Hollywood announced that a film on the life and times of William Shatner was finally finished last week. The film that took over 3 years to complete was directed by Kevin Costner and edited by Ridley Scott. The film that was originally 13 days long when Costner had finished and was edited down to just 2 minutes by Scott. The pair fought over the length of the film for several months. The epic battle on the films length is now to be turned into a short film which will be only 3 minuets long. Production on the film will start this week. Samuel L Jackson turned down a major role in the 3 minuet film stating that his part would be too long.
Reporter: M. Gosling


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