16th April - 22nd April
Reporter: M. Gosling
Gotham City Council last night announced that Batman had left in a dispute over pay. The Caped Crusader had being defending the city for the past few years walked out of pay talks with the council. The Council will advertise the position in next Fridays Gotham City Times. The advert will read.
Super Hero Required
Super Hero Needed to defend City against crime. At least one super power would be preferred. City will provide calling signal and red phone. Applicant must provide costume, Vehicles and Equipment. No previous experience required. Contact Commissioner Gordon on Gotham 07585785
A spokesman for the Council confirmed that they had been in touch with the X-MEN of the possible position if Batman walked. Negations broke down however when professor Xavier kept reading the Council members minds.
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