BUSH LANDING

16th April - 22nd April

Reporter: M. Gosling
George W Bush announced to the world this morning that Aliens had landed on the earth and that that they had spoke to him in a primitive Language. He went on to say that they had set up a country and colonised land. They had developed tools and learned how to use horses and earth vehicles to get around The American president then left the stage with a peace gesture from his fingers towards the crowd. The Gathered media stood and applauded the President on his historic meeting with shouts, cheers and praise. Several minuets later a spokesperson for the white house announced that the President Had just come back from Mexico where he met the government and the people.