BRICKIES BAG THE BABES

16th APRIL - 22nd APRIL

Reporter: G. Drury.
After a flurry of complaints from the Brickies Workers Union that there were not enough women walking past building sites for them to whistle at, the Construction Industry Training Board (CITB) have come up with a solution - provide more women on-site. They are to spend £1 million getting rid of the "blokes, bums, and bricks" image of the current male builders and employ some local talent to stand around, look pretty, and be whistled at. Nicola Thompson, of the CITB (rumoured by Steve the Brickie to be a lesbian) said "The construction industry is missing out on much needed talent due to an out-dated image that's a reasl turn off for women." Steve the Brickie also added "Wahey, bring the talent round. I'm fed up of seeing Miss Old Bag walking past with her shopping trolley every day. Now we'll have something proper to gawp at instead of working."