C.S.A. TO BRANCH OUT

16th APRIL - 22nd APRIL

Reporter: G. Drury
The C.S.A. (Child Support Agency) has recently announced it's plans to branch out into other areas. The most recent venture has been to venture into the medical world. The C.S.A.'s first course of action was to inform someone of their parental status. They informed a Stephan Davis that he is a father of a five month old baby. Stephen is reported to be a virgin at present and can't imagine how the C.S.A. could come up with this. A C.S.A. spokeswoman very helpfully said "sometimes mistakes happen". Stephan's friend Steve is reported to have said "They are obviously no better at this than they are providing Child Support. Maybe they should give micro-bio-technology development a try next."